Story of My Life

So here I am, sitting on the floor, drinking a bud light, typing away at my laptop and staring at the empty surroundings I used to call home. Yeah nothing like staring at an empty house to make you suddenly realize you're about to make a life altering move. This Saturday, Elsa and I head out to Boston. The last few weeks have been real busy for us. We've been going around saying our goodbyes, hitting some of our favorite St. Louis places, and oh yeah there's that little thing about selling our house. Since this will be my last blog entry before I officially become a Bostonian, I wanted to share a few thoughts. I also wanted to talk about the "Real Men of Comedy" contest I was in last week at the Funny Bone.

First, I wanted to say thanks to all the comics here in St. Louis who I've met over the last couple of years. Alot of the guys have helped me get work, offered encouragement and have just been real supportive. I really appreciate it. One regret I do have, is I haven't been very sociable off-stage. Comics have made more of an effort to talk to me than I have with them. Problem is I'm a very shy person off-stage and this is something I've got to work on when I get to Boston. There are a lot of good young comics here in St. Louis. Come to a Tuesday open mic at the Westport Funny Bone and you'll see.

Secondly, I plan on having a new MySpace page up soon. I deleted my old one because that was the only way I could figure how I could set up a page in the MySpace Comedy section. I'm also working on re-doing my website. I know I've talked about in the past but with the whole Boston move, it's time for me to take it seriously.

Now about the RMOC contest last Tuesday, it went great. On Friday I got a call from Matt Komen who let me know I made the finals. I met Matt at the Judy Carter Conference last year and he told me about the contest. I got to the club with Jammer Bicks and hung out before the show. I met the other finalists which were Brett Clawson, John Doelling, Joe Lehnig and another comic who was from KC (I had not met him before and his name escapes me). Matt filled us in on what the order would be, how much time we'd be doing, etc. Dan Chopin hosted the show and did a great job warming up the crowd. Joe was the first contestant and he had a great set. I've seen Joe several times recently and he's really gotten strong as a comic. I was up next. I stood in back waiting to go on. Now let me say this, my goal that night was to have a really good set. If I won, great, but what was more important to me was just having a good show. The week before at the open mic, I didn't like my set. My energy was off and I felt like I just "went through the motions" when I performed. So I wanted to have a better showing especially since this would be the last time I perform at Westport for a while. I felt relaxed, confident and decided I was just going to have fun and see what happens. My set went really well. Afterwards I had several people come up and tell me how much they enjoyed it. I got some good compliments from the other comics including Greg Warren who was the headliner that night.

In the end Brett won and John Doelling got 2nd. Didn't bother me, they're two of my favorite comics and they both had great sets. After the show Jammer and I hung out at the Blues bar next door. I got some more compliments and then a really cool thing happened. Dave Carlow, who runs the Funny Bone, went out of his way to come over and tell me how much he enjoyed my set. He was really nice and we talked about the contest, etc. He then said he'd like for me to start working at the Funny Bone.

For over two years I've been trying to get noticed there and now when it finally happens, I'm moving halfway across the country. I just had to chuckle and think to myself...

Story of my life.

JG

RMOC Finals

Hey everybody, I wanted to pass along a quick note. I will be in the finals for the "Real Men of Comedy Contest" at the Westport Funny Bone, Tuesday the 19th. This may be the last time I perform in St. Louis for a while, so for all those people who keep bugging me about when's the next time I'm performing in St. Louis, well, here you go.

Show starts at 8pm. Call the club and reserve tickets now (314-469-6692).

Hope to see everybody there.

JG

Off to Beantown

Well so far I've had two people ask me to update my blog. Since that constitutes 50% of my loyal fan base, I figured I had no choice but to do so. I wish I could say I've been busy with comedy, but that'd be a big fat lie. Instead I've been busy getting ready for our big move. Yes it's official, Elsa and I will be moving to Boston at the end of the month. As some of you know, this has been in the works for a while but I didn't want to say anything until it became official.

As far as comedy is concerned, Boston is a good move for me. It's one of the best cities to develop as a comedian. A lot of great comics got their start there. There's a lot more clubs, a lot more open mics than St. Louis, etc. Also NY is only three and a half hours away.

(Disclaimer: The next paragraph was written by the over dramatic/whiny part of me)

The thing is this, I'm very proud of what I've accomplished comedy wise in the last three years. However I still have a ways to go. I need more stage time. I need to develop more. I need to define who I want to be as a comic (God I'm being really overdramatic about this.) This is a not a knock on St. Louis. It's a nice town to develop but the reality is there's one main club. If you get in with them then it's a lot easier to build a career here. If you can't, it's awfully difficult to get consistent stagetime. Any success I've had with comedy has been in spite of me living in Saint Louis. I've had to go outside the city to have the success I want. I'm on the outside here and it's time for me to make a fresh start somewhere else. I need to go somewhere where I can get more stagetime. Case in point, take three of the comics I peformed with in the "New Comics" competition at the 2004 NYUCF. One has performed on "Premium Blend", one has performed on "Live at Gotham" and the other was just at the Montreal Comedy Festival. Now don't get me wrong they're all very funny comics and they deserve the success they're getting, but I also know that one of the main reasons to why they've had the success they've had, is they are performing a lot more than I am. They're performing almost every night of the week. I'm lucky if I'm performing four times a month.

This is one of the main reasons for the move. Yes it'll be hard and I don't expect things to come easy. I'm going to have to prove myself just to get consistent stagetime, etc. But my feeling is this, I got to try and see if I can do it. If I don't, then I'll have this big "What If?" and then I'll be unhappy and then I'll be a whiny little bitch and then that'll irriate Elsa and.... You can see where this is headed. So I need to just go out and give it a chance. If I go out to Boston for 2-3 years and don't develop the way I envision, then it's because of one of two reasons:
1) I didn't work hard enough at it.
2) I just wasn't as good as I thought.
I could handle the second reason but the first one would kill me.

Thanks for reading.

John