I Have A Dream

So last night I'm performing and it's clear from the beginning the audience doesn't like me. Which is cool cause I don't like me either, so we had a nice bonding moment. Tried some new stuff out and it went about as well as expected.

So I'm tracking the bird flu now. I'm obsessing about this thing and it didn't help that "The Stand" was on tv the other night. I'm telling you this is all I can think about right now, well that, global warming and the fact that my office is having a pool on how soon I knock up Elsa. Can I get in on that action? I need the bread.

Back to the bird flu, it's now in Turkey? I'm envisioning a bad Leno joke coming up. I'm imagining hundreds of hack comics coming up with the brilliant notion of how ironic the bird flu would strike a country named after a bird. They would sandwich their outrageous "Turkey/Bird Flu" bits between their "Viagra" and "BrokeBack Mountain" bits (BTW - not sure if you've heard, but apparently that movie has some homosexual overtones). Throw in some midget jokes and what a comedy Nirvana that would be. Like MLK, I can only dream.